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A man goes up to a girl at bar and puts his finger in
his drink then touches his shirt.
Then he puts his finger in his drink, touches her shirt
and says:
Let's go to my place and get out of these wet
clothes...
Are you from Tennesee?
Cuz your the only ten I see
Him: Excuse me, may I borrow 60
cents?
Her: Why?
Him: So that I can call heaven and tell them they've
left one of their angels on earth.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body
good.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps
going and going...
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger
King;
you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right
away.
I enjoy doing maintenance; you look like someone I
would like to "tinker" around with.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the
Bomb.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
would
be McGorgeous.
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your
pants.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name
tag.
If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over
town.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your
house?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right
leg
Christmas, could I visit you between the
Holidays?
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You look like a girl that has heard every line in the
book,
so what's one more going to hurt?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me,
knead till hard, and serve hot.
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running
through my mind all day long.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a
Koala.
Hey baby, I'm like American Express; you don't want to
leave home without me.
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home
when I met the girl of my dreams.
Hi, my name is Pogo. Want to jump on my
stick?
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