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A man goes up to a girl at bar and puts his finger in his drink then touches his shirt.

Then he puts his finger in his drink, touches her shirt and says:

Let's go to my place and get out of these wet clothes...

 

Are you from Tennesee?

 

Cuz your the only ten I see

Him: Excuse me, may I borrow 60 cents?

Her: Why?

Him: So that I can call heaven and tell them they've left one of their angels on earth.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going...

You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King;

you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

I enjoy doing maintenance; you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

 

 

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would

be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg

Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays?

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You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book,

so what's one more going to hurt?

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.

 

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Hey baby, I'm like American Express; you don't want to leave home without me.

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

Hi, my name is Pogo. Want to jump on my stick?

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