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Him:
Just don't ever lose it.
Her:
What's that?
Him:
My heart, I saw your face and instantly knew it belonged to
you.
Him:
Did it hurt?
Her:
Did what hurt?
Him:
When you fell from heaven...
Him:
Please, tell me that you're a doctor!
Her:
Why?
Him:
Because my heart is racing, my palms are sweating, and there's a
pain
in my chest. Either I'm having a heart attack, or you're the love
of
my life.
Waiter: Miss, the gentleman over there asked me to
bring you this
glass of milk.
Her:
But I'm not drinking milk...
Waiter: He thought you must, since milk does a body
good.
Him:
Would you mind giving me a lift to the zoo?
Her:
Why's that?
Him:
It's the best place for us to fall in love like a couple of
kids.
Him:
Was your father a thief?
Her:
No, why?
Him:
I think he stole the stars from the heavens to put in your
eyes.
Him:
I didn't sit behind you in math class, did I?
Her:
No, I don't think so, why?
Him:
I'd hate to have pulled the pigtails of such an incredible
woman.
Him:
May I take your arm?
Her:
Why would you do that?
Him:
I thought we could go splashing through puddles, and leaping at
rainbows....just like the lovers I want us to
be.
Him
(at supermarket checkout): Why don't we use aisle one?
Her:
We both have too many items.
Him:
They'll understand...I'll just tell them that the faster we're out of
here,
the
faster I'll get to see you in the moonlight.
Sorry, i have a twitch in my eye.
(wink)
That
sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up
beside my bed.
Him:
Hey, what's wrong with you? You're treating the other women
unfairly!
Her:
What do you mean?
Him:
Well, when God was dishing out beauty, you must have taken everyone
else's.
I
have 24 hours to live, will you sleep with me?
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I
knew milk did a body good, but baby how much have you been
drinkin?
Excuse me is your last name Gillette?...because you
are the best a man can get!
My
name isn't Fred Flinstone but I can still make your bed
rock!
OH!!! Its a good thing God gave me 2 hearts because
one of them just
stopped beating.
(Tapping woman on shoulder) Oh, Im sorry. I've never
touched an Angel before.
(flipping up tag on her shirt) Yes, Just like I
thought....
Made
in heaven.
Excuse me, but I'm writing a phone book...May I have
your number?
Do
you sleep on your stomach? May I?
Oh
my --- you have purple hair.(result--believe it or not--she married
him)
I
miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I
lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Is
it hot in here, or is it just you?
Excuse me, I ordered sweetened tea, could you stick
your finger in it?
You
know, I was just standing here, trying to figure out a way so that in
the alphabet, U and I could be together.
You
be my dairy queen, I'll be your Burger King--you treat
me
right, and I'll do it your way right
away.
Him:
I'll bet your dress was made by the VISA corporation.
Her:
Why's that?
Him:
Because it's EVERYWHERE I want to be!
If
you were a new hamburger at Mcdonald's, you would be
McGorgeous.
If
you were a tear drop, I wouldn't cry because I'd be afraid of
losing
you.
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