The Best Pick up Lines--Page Two

 

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Him: Just don't ever lose it.

Her: What's that?

Him: My heart, I saw your face and instantly knew it belonged to

you.

Him: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Him: When you fell from heaven...

Him: Please, tell me that you're a doctor!

Her: Why?

Him: Because my heart is racing, my palms are sweating, and there's a

pain in my chest. Either I'm having a heart attack, or you're the love

of my life.

Waiter: Miss, the gentleman over there asked me to bring you this

glass of milk.

Her: But I'm not drinking milk...

Waiter: He thought you must, since milk does a body good.

Him: Would you mind giving me a lift to the zoo?

Her: Why's that?

Him: It's the best place for us to fall in love like a couple of kids.

Him: Was your father a thief?

Her: No, why?

Him: I think he stole the stars from the heavens to put in your

eyes.

Him: I didn't sit behind you in math class, did I?

Her: No, I don't think so, why?

Him: I'd hate to have pulled the pigtails of such an incredible

woman.

Him: May I take your arm?

Her: Why would you do that?

Him: I thought we could go splashing through puddles, and leaping at

rainbows....just like the lovers I want us to be.

Him (at supermarket checkout): Why don't we use aisle one?

Her: We both have too many items.

Him: They'll understand...I'll just tell them that the faster we're out of here,

the faster I'll get to see you in the moonlight.

Sorry, i have a twitch in my eye. (wink)

That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up

beside my bed.

Him: Hey, what's wrong with you? You're treating the other women unfairly!

Her: What do you mean?

Him: Well, when God was dishing out beauty, you must have taken everyone else's.

I have 24 hours to live, will you sleep with me?

 

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I knew milk did a body good, but baby how much have you been drinkin?

Excuse me is your last name Gillette?...because you are the best a man can get!

My name isn't Fred Flinstone but I can still make your bed rock!

OH!!! Its a good thing God gave me 2 hearts because one of them just

stopped beating.

(Tapping woman on shoulder) Oh, Im sorry. I've never touched an Angel before.

(flipping up tag on her shirt) Yes, Just like I thought....

Made in heaven.

Excuse me, but I'm writing a phone book...May I have your number?

Do you sleep on your stomach? May I?

Oh my --- you have purple hair.(result--believe it or not--she married him)

I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Excuse me, I ordered sweetened tea, could you stick your finger in it?

You know, I was just standing here, trying to figure out a way so that in the alphabet, U and I could be together.

You be my dairy queen, I'll be your Burger King--you treat me

right, and I'll do it your way right away.

Him: I'll bet your dress was made by the VISA corporation.

Her: Why's that?

Him: Because it's EVERYWHERE I want to be!

Introduce yourself to the millions of singles that are searching the web.

If you were a new hamburger at Mcdonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you were a tear drop, I wouldn't cry because I'd be afraid of losing

you.

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