Still More Best Pick-up Lines
Do
you have room in your life for another friend?
Are you going to kiss me or
do I have to lie to my diary?
If I were to borrow your
glasses, could I see you home?
All
those curves, and me with no brakes.
You must be a broom, cause
you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you
put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did
you just smile at me?
Excuse me, I don't want you
to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell
you."
Hey, don't I know you?
Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
I feel like Richard Gere,
I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I have had a really bad day
and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So,
would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz
you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk
with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy
now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I'm not drunk, I'm just
intoxicated by you.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your
name) and you are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a
living besides always making all the men excited and warm all
over?
Have you ever been
arrested? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were you in Boy Scouts?
Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What does it feel like to
be the most beautiful girl in the room?
You are the reason men fall
in love.
You know, you might be
asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really
bad.
Oh my sweet darling! For a
moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Are you as beautiful on the
inside as you are on the outside?
You're so hot you would
make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every
time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden
forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm
writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering
if i could interview you.
If god made any thing
better than you, He's keeping it to Himself.
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me
a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you and dropped
mine.
If beauty were time, you'd
be eternity.
If you stood infront of a
mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful
things in the world.
(Holding up a flower)...I
just wanted to show this rose how incredably beautiful you
are!
You look like a cool glass
of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the
world.
You are so beautiful that
you give the sun a reason to shine.
Most people like to watch
the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz
it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you
cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a
lifetime.
When I saw you from across
the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm
going to need your name and number for insurance
reasons.
Do you believe in love at
first sight, or should I walk by again?
Be unique and different.
Say yes.
You see my friend over
there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to
know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes
haven't told me is your name.
WANT
TO PLAY WAR? I'LL LAY DOWN AND YOU CAN BLOW ME AWAY.
Excuse me, I just noticed
you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed
you too.
Dam
Baby you look like u Hit the lottery
(she
replies no, why)
because you look like a million
dollars!!!
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