Still More Best Pick-up Lines

 

(man)Is that a mirror in your knickers?

(woman)Don't know, why? (man) Because I can see myself down there!!

Guy: Excuse me, is your father a meat burglar?

Girl: Well, no. Why?

Guy: Because it looks like he stole two fine Christmas hams and stuck em in

the back of your dress.  

 

Your name should be Campell's,

cuz you are mmm mmm good.  

excuse i just had 2 come over and see that smile closer  

are thoses contacts? or are they eyez of love?  

hey you have wings? [why?] cuz i couldve sworn you were an angel  

uuuhhh....was your dad a baseball {umm...no....) uuuhhh cuz i want to hit it

with you...{SLAP]  

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.  

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?  

  Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package  

  I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.  

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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter  

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.  

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.  

  You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?  

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.  

. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.  

  My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public  

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.  

Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I?  

Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night  

If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?

 

Excuse me, but could you give me directions?

To where?

Your heart...

 

 

Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?

 

Can I tickle your stomach from the inside?

 

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

 

You can forget about going to heaven because it's a sin to look that good.

 

I didn't realize that angels flew so low.

 

I envy your lipstick  

I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?

 

You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it.  

Your lips are like Lay's potato chips. You can't stop with just one.

 

 

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

 

Didn't we bathe together as kids?

 

Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.

 

I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you  

You are so sweet you would put sugar out of business  

 

  You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

 

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